Cows and Mustaches

One of the roads we take when we are going about town has a farm with what I'm assuming are long-horn cattle. They are fun to look at and new calves are added each year. We even got to see one nursing yesterday, which led to the following conversation:

Caleb: What?! *confused silence* That baby was nursing from its Dad!

Richie: No, some types of cows have males and females with horns.

Caleb: Oh...kind of like when women have mustaches.

Yeah, and I'm left wondering if it's time to race to the bathroom to bleach my upper lip.