Wednesday, September 10, 2008

You Might Be A Mommy If...

the thought of cleaning under the couch makes you shudder.

You never know what treaures you're going to find. Crayons. A quarter. A matchbox car. A puzzle piece that's been missing for a week. Dust bunnies. UFOs.

UFOs? You know, as in Unidentifiable Food Objects. Which of course has its own five food groups. Crunchy, Sticky, Stale, Mushy, and "I don't even want to know".