I'm Confused

Wasn't the whole point of changing over to an artificial Christmas tree supposed to solve the problem of a shedding, live tree?

Saving myself and my vacuum from the tedious task of trying to get all the needles off the floor. Rescuing poor little feet and mouths from the sharp points.

So that come Easter I wasn't finding anymore evidence of our Christmas past. Wasn't that the point?

Then why am I finding these all over the place?

I want a refund.